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megfitz89:

THIS

This is why I’m going to train my kid to beat up douche bag kids. If an adult beats up a douchie kid, it’s a felony. If a kid does, it’s just kids being kids. So sayeth the Psalms.

(Source: yourmomfanclub)

nevver:

Big Dill

This is really conflicting for me, because of my love of puns and my hatred of pickles.

(Source: bananasqueezy, via shazbotinyoureye)

peterisnotawesome:

Animals need to wash their faces more often than humans.

If I was a lion, I’d be very concerned about gazelle AIDS.

(Source: ladykissesandcigarettes)

Babies, you cross that line, it’s your own fault if you get shot!

(Source: getphree)